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Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a kettle?
A: a Polly put the kettle on, kettle on, kettle on, we all had tea!

 

Q: How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
A: a Bucc an ear!

 

Q: What goes black white black white black white?

A: A nun rolling down the stairs.                            

 

Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
A: He saw the salad dressing!

 

Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

 

Q; What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?

A: It gets TOAD away!!!!!!!

 

Q: Where would you get a job playing a rubber trumpet?

A: In an elastic band!                                                 From Kieron Parker

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A. Frostbite.